1. $600 for 2.5G’s? That’s a whole G less than i want.

2. The more this sells the more likely it is that Steve Jobs’ reality distortion field will implode.

3. Apple reinvents how to give you less of a phone than you already have and make you happy about it.

4. The killer app. is scrolling! WHOOHOO oh wait yehr right its just scrolling.

5. The laws of quantum state dictate that something that expensive will get ruined or stolen.

6. It’s made in the fires of hell - sorry it’s no Jesus phone! Well just a small amount Jesus.

7. The more people have it the more uncool it is; its an exponentially decreasing curve people!

8. It isn’t blend proof.

9. I can’t get one so therefore its shit!. HA