Catherine Tate takes Doctor Who to new lows. In what must have been a severe brain fart from the writers and producers of Doctor Who, Catherine Tate has been given a permanent role in the show for the next series. It was bad enough we had to put up with her pathetic excuse for acting in the last christmas special but now we have to deal with it for 13 episodes. Am i boverd? YES I AM FUCKING BOVERD! The Catherine Tate show is the worst shite to come out of the BBC since Little Britain. Crude comedy for the masses, cheap jokes for cheap laughs.

Little Britain has done this, fucking Walliams and that bald bloke. Though the real people to blame are the public watching it and loving it because everyone else does. The most sadistic thing is the use of charity DVDs that blackmail the public into buying them because its for charity. Then that person proudly shows off said dvd and acts as if they love the show perpetuating the MADNESS. Is there any wonder why other countries think we are all nuts.

Fill The Trash does not condone vandalism but if you see the Catherine Tate or Little Britain DVDs in a shop take them off the shelves throw them to the floor and burn them to save the world from that SHITE.

Damn rip off, int’it? Bag ‘o ‘ole shite!

1. $600 for 2.5G’s? That’s a whole G less than i want.

2. The more this sells the more likely it is that Steve Jobs’ reality distortion field will implode.

3. Apple reinvents how to give you less of a phone than you already have and make you happy about it.

4. The killer app. is scrolling! WHOOHOO oh wait yehr right its just scrolling.

5. The laws of quantum state dictate that something that expensive will get ruined or stolen.

6. It’s made in the fires of hell - sorry it’s no Jesus phone! Well just a small amount Jesus.

7. The more people have it the more uncool it is; its an exponentially decreasing curve people!

8. It isn’t blend proof.

9. I can’t get one so therefore its shit!. HA

One of the most disturbing pieces of shit EVER.

In one of their all too frequent flurries of stupidity, the RIAA (Recording Industry Association of America) recently decided to call for all internet radio to be broadcast avec the well loved digital shenanigan we refer to as DRM (digital rights management). This is further to their previous attempts to take down the net and sue a ten year old girls with a disabled parents (oh, and paralyzed people!) as part of their global strategy to become the most widely hated organization in existence. No shit.

Fill The Trash decided to make some trivial calculations. With no idea how many people are employed by the RIAA (thanks Google!), we decided to base our calculation on the 24 board members of the organization. We decided that these people must shit way more than an ordinary human being. I shit about once a day, so lets say they have four shits each for every one i have. That gives shitting at a rate of 0.1667 shits per hour for each board member, or 4 shits an hour for the whole group of board members (obviously).

Assuming (as some research inclines me to) that a human faeces weighs approximately 0.12kg, the board members (shitting at a rate of four shits per hour) produce 0.48kg of organic waste every 60 minutes. Buts lets face it: this is the RIAA. Not only do they shit four times as often as the usual human being, they shit at least twice as much each time! We’re being as accurate as possible here! Lets call their shit production 0.96kg/hour. Now we’ve cleared that up we need to figure out if our RIAA’s shit is actually useful…don’t bet on it!

We had to calculate some more. It got less trivial, but not too much so given the help of this[pdf] handy document. 0.96kg of shit translates roughly into 0.59kg of dry mass, from which approximately 65% methane and carbon dioxide biogas can be extracted. This can produce an astonishing 0.3674kWh of energy per hour! That’s 8.8176kWh per day! Well done RIAA, this is possibly your proudest achievment!

Montserrat (the least energy consuming country on Wikipedia’s list) consumes a mere 1,860,000 kWh of electricity per year (supposedly!). Therefore, assuming the accuracy of my calculations, it would take the board of directors of the RIAA a mere 578 years to produce enough crap to power a country for a year! Phenomenal. On the plus side they could boil a kettle 2.2 times an hour and save an impressive 88 pence ($1.81) every single day! No wonder the RIAA is so ill respected; look what they could do if they just bothered to recycle their shit!